Spring is finally marching in, and with it comes rain showers, blooming flowers, lucky leprechauns, and lots of laughs! 🍀☔🐰 Whether you’re celebrating St. Patrick’s Day, jumping into spring, or just need a little extra sunshine in your day, these 30 kid-friendly jokes are guaranteed to bring smiles. 😊🌈

From knock-knock jokes to silly puns, get ready to laugh your way through March—no umbrella needed! ☀️😂

Here are 30 fun March-themed jokes, including knock-knock and regular jokes, perfect for kids 12 and under! 🌷🍀

🍀 St. Patrick’s Day Jokes

1️⃣ Why don’t you iron four-leaf clovers?
👉 Because you don’t want to press your luck! 🍀

2️⃣ What’s a leprechaun’s favorite type of music?
👉 Sham-rock and roll! 🎸🎶

3️⃣ Why did the leprechaun cross the road?
👉 To get to the pot of gold on the other side! 🌈💰

4️⃣ What do you call a fake Irish stone?
👉 A sham-rock! 😂

5️⃣ How does a leprechaun get around?
👉 In a clover convertible! 🚗🍀

☔ Rainy Day Jokes

6️⃣ What goes up when the rain comes down?
👉 An umbrella! ☂️

7️⃣ Why did the raindrop get in trouble?
👉 Because it was causing a splash! 💦

8️⃣ What do clouds wear under their pants?
👉 Thunderwear! ⛈️😂

9️⃣ Why did the sun go to school?
👉 To get a little brighter! ☀️

🔟 What’s a cloud’s favorite type of clothing?
👉 Raincoats and thunderpants! 🌧️👖

🐣 Spring & Easter Jokes

1️⃣1️⃣ What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
👉 Bugs Bunny! 🐰🐜

1️⃣2️⃣ Why did the Easter egg hide?
👉 Because it was a little chicken! 🐣

1️⃣3️⃣ What kind of stories do bunnies like best?
👉 Ones with hoppy endings! 📖😂

1️⃣4️⃣ What did the carrot say to the rabbit?
👉 Do you want to “turnip” the fun? 🥕🎉

1️⃣5️⃣ What do you call a mischievous Easter egg?
👉 A practical yolker! 🥚😂

🌷 Springtime Jokes

1️⃣6️⃣ Why are trees so cheerful in spring?
👉 Because they’re re-leafed! 🍃

1️⃣7️⃣ What did one flower say to the other?
👉 Stop being so petal-lent! 🌸

1️⃣8️⃣ Why don’t flowers drive fast?
👉 Because they might hit the brakes (or petals)! 🚗💨

1️⃣9️⃣ What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
👉 A Maybee! 🐝

2️⃣0️⃣ What kind of garden does a baker have?
👉 A flour garden! 🌼🍞

🔔 Knock-Knock Jokes

2️⃣1️⃣ Knock, knock!
👉 Who’s there?
👉 Irish!
👉 Irish who?
👉 Irish you a lucky day! 🍀😆

2️⃣2️⃣ Knock, knock!
👉 Who’s there?
👉 Lettuce.
👉 Lettuce who?
👉 Lettuce tell you a joke… 😂

2️⃣3️⃣ Knock, knock!
👉 Who’s there?
👉 Bunny.
👉 Bunny who?
👉 Bunny of your business! 🐰😆

2️⃣4️⃣ Knock, knock!
👉 Who’s there?
👉 Spring.
👉 Spring who?
👉 Spring forward and open the door! ⏰🌷

2️⃣5️⃣ Knock, knock!
👉 Who’s there?
👉 Rain.
👉 Rain who?
👉 Rain or shine, I’m here to make you laugh! ☔😂

🌼 More March Jokes!

2️⃣6️⃣ What month is the best at telling jokes?
👉 March, because it’s always “march-ing” into fun! 🥁

2️⃣7️⃣ What did one raindrop say to the other?
👉 Two’s company, three’s a cloud! ☁️

2️⃣8️⃣ What kind of bow can’t be tied?
👉 A rain-bow! 🌈

2️⃣9️⃣ Why did the frog like March?
👉 Because it was spring-ing into action! 🐸

3️⃣0️⃣ What does March say to February?
👉 “You may be short, but I’m full of spring!” 🌷😆

Hope these jokes bring lots of giggles to your hive! 🐝😂 Want more? Just ask! 🎉

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