Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
He was stuffed! 🧸🍰

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese! 🧀

Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts! 💀

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite! ⛄🐶

Why did the bicycle fall over?
It was two-tired! 🚲

What’s a cow’s favorite holiday?
Moo Year’s Eve! 🐮🎆

What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator! 🐊🕵️

Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them! 👻

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore! 🦕💤

Why did the computer go to the doctor?
It caught a virus! 💻🤒

What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick! 🌲

Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up! 🥚😂

What did the ocean say to the shore?
Nothing, it just waved! 🌊👋

Why did the student eat his homework?
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake! 📚🎂

Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in schools! 🐟🎓

What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener! 🥫

Why don’t elephants use computers?
They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies! 🧹📦

Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs! 🐝

What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree! 🌴🤚

Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅🥗

What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

What’s a frog’s favorite drink?
Croak-a-Cola! 🐸🥤

Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

What do you call a magic dog?
A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

How does a scientist freshen her breath?
With experi-mints! 🧪🍬

What do you call a horse that lives next door?
Your neigh-bor! 🐴🏡

Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish! 🦪

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange! 🧛🍊

What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet! 🎅🔤

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏆

Why was the math book sad?
It had too many problems! 📖➗

What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer! 🐂💤

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot! 🥕🦜

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Why did the melon jump into the lake?
It wanted to be a watermelon! 🍉💦

What kind of music do mummies love?
Wrap music! 🎤🎵

What do you call a snail on a ship?
A snailor! 🐌⛴️

Why was the broom late?
It swept in! 🧹⏰

Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crumby! 🍪

What do you call a pile of cats?
A meow-tain! 🐱⛰️

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯

What’s a cat’s favorite color?
Purr-ple! 🐾💜

How do you organize a space party?
You planet! 🪐🎉

What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador! 🐶✨

Why did the music teacher go to jail?
She got caught with the wrong notes! 🎵

What did one plate say to the other?
Lunch is on me! 🍽️

Why don’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Enjoy sharing these with the kids—they’re guaranteed to get some giggles! 🐝🎉

 

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