☀️ 50 June Summer Jokes for Kids 🌈
Perfect for lunchboxes, morning giggles, or a summer joke jar!
What does the sun drink out of?
☀️ A sunglasses! 😎
Why did the banana go to the beach?
🍌 Because it wanted to peel away!
What do you call a snowman in June?
☃️ A puddle!
Why do fish swim in schools?
🐠 Because they can’t walk!
What did one ocean say to the other?
🌊 Nothing, it just waved!
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
🍦 Because of the rocky road!
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
🌴 A palm tree!
Why are gulls called seagulls?
🕊️ Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
What do you call a cantaloupe in a swimming pool?
🍈 A watermelon!
Why don’t oysters go to summer school?
🦪 They’re shellfish!
What did the beach say to the tide when it came in?
🌊 Long time, no sea!
What’s a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
🐸 Hopsicles!
Why did the dolphin cross the beach?
🐬 To get to the other tide!
How do you catch a squirrel at the park?
🌳 Climb a tree and act like a nut!
What’s brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses?
🥥 A coconut on vacation!
What did the sun say to the lemonade?
☀️ You’re so cool!
Why don’t fish do well in school?
🐟 They work below sea level!
What game do little trees like to play?
🌳 Hide and tree-k!
Why did the crab never share?
🦀 Because he was a little shellfish!
What’s a shark’s favorite sandwich?
🦈 Peanut butter and jellyfish!
What do you call a dog at the beach?
🐶 A hot dog!
What do ghosts like to do in the summer?
👻 Boo-gie board!
Why did the popsicle go to therapy?
🍭 It was feeling a little meltdown.
What do you call a group of musical whales?
🎶 An orca-stra!
Why did the boy throw his clock out the window at the beach?
🕒 He wanted to see time fly!
Why do pancakes never go to the beach?
🥞 They’re afraid of getting flipped!
What’s a corn’s favorite holiday?
🌽 The Fourth of Ju-corn-ly!
Why did the watermelon break up with the cantaloupe?
💔 It felt like it was being melon-dramatic.
What did the sand say to the tide?
⏳ Don’t leave me!
Why did the camper bring a broom?
🧹 To sweep the tent!
What’s a mosquito’s favorite sport?
🎯 Skin diving!
Why did the lifeguard kick the elephants out of the pool?
🐘 They kept dropping their trunks!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
🦈☃️ Frostbite!
What do bees do on summer break?
🐝 They buzz off on vacation!
What kind of music do the ice cream trucks play?
🎶 Pop-sicle!
What do cats wear to the beach?
🐱 A purr-kini!
What kind of sandwiches do mermaids eat?
🧜♀️ Peanut butter and jellyfish!
Why did the sun go to school?
☀️ To get a little brighter!
What do you call a lazy kangaroo at the beach?
🦘 A pouch potato!
What’s a popsicle’s favorite type of school?
🍧 Sundae school!
What did the umbrella say to the sunscreen?
⛱️ I’ve got you covered!
What’s a pirate’s favorite summer treat?
☠️ Ice scream!
Why do cows like summer vacation?
🐄 Because they get to go to moo-vies!
What do you call cheese that doesn’t go on vacation?
🧀 Nacho summer!
Why did the lemonade stand go out of business?
🍋 Too many sour customers!
How do you organize a space party in June?
🪐 You planet!
What did the sandcastle say to the wave?
🏰 Don’t wash me away!
What kind of dog loves the beach?
🌊 A sea-husky!
Why was the volleyball team so good at summer camp?
🏐 Because they knew how to serve up the fun!
What did one pool noodle say to the other?
💦 Let’s make a splash!
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