Gobble Giggles: Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids & Coloring Sheets!

Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Annie.
- Annie who?
- Annie body want some more turkey? 🦃
Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Tamara.
- Tamara who?
- Tamara we’ll have leftovers! 🍽️
Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Lettuce.
- Lettuce who?
- Lettuce give thanks for all this food! 🍴
Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Arthur.
- Arthur who?
- Arthur any leftovers for me? 🥧
Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Turkey.
- Turkey who?
- Turkey trot your way to dessert! 🦃
Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Candice.
- Candice who?
- Candice turkey get any better? 🤤
Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Pie.
- Pie who?
- Pie’m so thankful for this day! 🥧
Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Feast.
- Feast who?
- Feast your eyes on all this food! 🍗
Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Gladys.
- Gladys who?
- Gladys it’s Thanksgiving and not Monday! 🥳
Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Wanda.
- Wanda who?
- Wanda piece of pumpkin pie? 🎃

Why did the turkey join a band?
- Because it had the drumsticks! 🥁🦃
What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
- Peach gobbler! 🍑
Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
- It had 24 carrots! 🥕
What do you call a turkey on the run?
- Fast food! 🏃‍♂️🦃
Why don’t turkeys ever tell secrets?
- Because they might spill the gravy! 😄
What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
- Wing, wing! 📞🦃
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
- To prove he wasn’t a chicken! 🐓
What kind of music do Pilgrims listen to?
- Plymouth Rock! 🎸
What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
- The tur-key! 🗝️
Why was the turkey so good at math?
- It was a real math-turkey! ➗🦃

Have fun sharing these with the kids and spreading the giggles this Thanksgiving! 🦃🍁

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