😂🌷 “Hop, Drop, & Giggle: 50 April Jokes That’ll Crack You Up!” 🐣☔
Because nothing says spring like belly laughs, bunny puns, and jokes about getting caught in the rain 🌧️🐇
Welcome to the season of muddy boots, blooming flowers, and ridiculously punny jokes! Whether you’re prepping for an egg hunt, stuck indoors during April showers, or just want to make your little bees laugh, this list has plenty of giggle fuel for the whole hive 🐝💛
🐣🌸 Easter Jokes
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up!
What do you call a bunny with fleas?
Bugs Bunny!
How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
Egg-xercise!
Why did the Easter egg hide?
It was a little chicken!
What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear?
14-carrot gold!
Where does the Easter Bunny like to eat breakfast?
IHOP, of course!
What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music?
Hip-hop!
Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
Because the chicken had his day off!
What do you call an Easter egg from outer space?
Egg-straterrestrial.
How does the Easter Bunny travel?
By hare-plane!
🌧️☔ Rainy Day Jokes
What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella!
Why did the raindrop go to school?
To become a little smarter!
What do you call two straight days of rain in April?
The weekend.
Why did the cloud stay home from school?
It was feeling under the weather!
What’s a tornado’s favorite game?
Twister!
Why did the thunder break up with the lightning?
Too shocking.
What do you get when you cross a rainstorm with a bakery?
Thunder-buns!
What’s a frog’s favorite weather?
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
Why don’t storms ever get tired?
Because they stay charged!
What did the puddle say to the raindrop?
You complete me.
🌷🐝 Spring Jokes
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
They just finished a 31-day March.
What’s spring’s favorite pick-up line?
“Hey baby, I’ve got butterflies.”
What do you call a girl who always knows where her flowers are?
A plant manager.
What season is best for jumping on a trampoline?
Spring!
Why are trees so excited in April?
They’re getting all spruced up!
What do flowers say when they kiss?
“Aloe you vera much!”
How does a bee brush its hair?
With a honeycomb.
What’s a gardener’s favorite movie?
The Lawn King.
What do you call a snowman in April?
A puddle.
What did the daffodil say to the tulip?
“You grow, girl!”
🐦💐 More Spring Giggles for the Whole Hive
Why did the gardener plant light bulbs?
He wanted a power flower garden!
What’s a rabbit’s favorite dance move?
The bunny hop!
How do flowers ride to school?
On the “bud”s!
Why was the baby chick so good at telling jokes?
It had great egg-sperience.
What did the baby flower say to the big flower?
“Hi, bud!”
What’s a springtime cat’s favorite flower?
Purrr-simmons.
What did one raindrop say to the other?
“Two’s company, three’s a cloud.”
What’s a flower’s favorite drink?
Root beer.
Why don’t bees ever get bored in spring?
They always have a buzz-y schedule!
What do birds give out on April Fools’ Day?
Cheep laughs!
🐰 BONUS EGG-STRA FUNNY JOKES
What do you call a rabbit comedian?
A funny bunny!
What happens if you get married on Easter?
You live hoppily ever after.
Why don’t flowers like to drive fast?
They take things one petal at a time.
Why was the bunny so good at baseball?
He had a great hare-arm!
Why did the chick sit down at the typewriter?
It wanted to peck out a few words.
Why do birds fly north in April?
Because it’s too far to walk!
What kind of book does a rabbit read?
One with a hoppy ending!
What did the umbrella say to the rain?
You’re just falling for me.
What do you call a garden party in April?
A bloomin’ good time!
What do you get when you plant kisses in spring?
Tulips! 😘
And there you have it — 50 pun-packed, giggle-worthy, spring-loaded jokes perfect for April!
Use them in lunch notes, egg hunts, craft projects, or just to bring a little sunshine to your rainy days ☔🐣
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