Get Ready to Laugh Out Loud! 🎉🐝

Who’s there? It’s a door full of giggles waiting to brighten your day! Knock-knock jokes are the ultimate way to bring smiles to kids (and grown-ups, too!). Whether you’re on a long car ride, waiting in line, or just looking for some belly laughs, these 50 kid-friendly knock-knock jokes are guaranteed to deliver the fun.

So, go ahead—knock yourself out with these hilarious one-liners and spread the joy with your little comedians. Let the giggles begin! 😂✨

1️⃣ Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says “Moo!” 🐄

2️⃣ Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke! 😢

3️⃣ Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here! 🥬❄️

4️⃣ Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget to laugh! 🍩

5️⃣ Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you! 🤧

6️⃣ Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door! 🏃

7️⃣ Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you, and I always will! 🫒💖

8️⃣ Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in! 🍦

9️⃣ Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome! 😄

🔟 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? 🍊

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🔢11-20:

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time like the present! ❄️

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter open the door, it’s me! 🧈

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do better! 🎶

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee-lieve it or not, it’s me! 🐝

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good joke when you hear one! 🌊

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owls.
Owls who?
Yes, they do! 🦉

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, YOU’RE a poo! 😂

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Woo-hoo! Party time! 🎉

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca lunch, let’s go on a picnic! 🧺

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie-body home? 🙃

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🔢21-30:

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you’re laughing already! ❄️

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome! 🛡️

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken! 🔔

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep! 🚗

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda go play outside? 🌳

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the best knock-knock joke ever! 🥣

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just me! 😭

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie-body seen my shoes? 👟

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone, I’m busy! 🍂

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for? Open up! 💧

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🔢31-40:

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice.
Ice who?
Ice to meet you! ❄️

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo-hoo.
Boo-hoo who?
Why are you crying again?! 😂

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up and let me in! 🚔

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I stopped? 🍊

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf I know, I’d tell you! 🎅

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold outside! 🥗

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and open the door! 🏃‍♂️

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Quiche.
Quiche who?
Quiche you a Merry Christmas! 🥧

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know! 🥾

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Buttercup.
Buttercup who?
Buttercup, it’s going to be okay! 🧈

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🔢41-50:

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Merry Christmas! 🎄

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time like the present! ❄️

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Santa Claus is here for cookies! 🎅

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frosty.
Frosty who?
Frosty the snowman, of course! ⛄

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rudolph.
Rudolph who?
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer! 🦌

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
North.
North who?
North Pole, where Santa lives! 🎄

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly-days are here! 🎅

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ginger.
Ginger who?
Gingerbread cookies, coming up! 🍪

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Blitzen.
Blitzen who?
Blitzen to the holiday spirit! 🎅

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chimney.
Chimney who?
Chimney you know it’s Christmas time?! 🎄

Enjoy the giggles! 🎉🐝

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